- Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something... - Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 1: If you explain so clearly that no one can
misunderstand,
somebody will... - Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 2: If you do something which you are sure will
meet with everyone's approval,
somebody won't like it... - Crane's Law:
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch... - Law of Communications:
The result of improved and enlarged communications... - Lord Falkland's Rule: When it is not necessary to make a decision,
it is necessary not to make a decision... - Jones' Motto: Friends may come and go,
but enemies accumulate... - Gumperson's Law:
The probability of anything happening is inversely... - The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional
to its attendance... - The Peter Principle: In every hierarchy, each employee tends to rise to his
level of incompetence;
every post tends to be filled by an employee incompetent...
