- Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves
things tend to go from bad to worse... - Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well
you have obviously overlooked something... - Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 1: If you explain so clearly that no one can
misunderstand
somebody will... - Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 2: If you do something which you are sure will
meet with everyone's approval
somebody won't like it... - Crane's Law
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch... - Law of Communications
The result of improved and enlarged communications... - Lord Falkland's Rule: When it is not necessary to make a decision
it is necessary not to make a decision... - Jones' Motto: Friends may come and go
but enemies accumulate... - Gumperson's Law
The probability of anything happening is inversely... - The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional
to its attendance...
