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• If at first you don't succeed, screw it and try something else.
• If at first you don't succeed, try someone else.
• If at first you don't succeed, go back and study something else.
• Peter's Corollaries 1) Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.
  2) Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence....
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• If at first you don't succeed, try a Redhead.
• If at first you don't succeed, try cash !
• If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.