- When in darkness or in doubt, Run in circles,
scream and shout... - The Fourth Law of Computing: On a slow day,
you can wait forever... - Sweer's Impossibility Theorem:
Nothing can be both completely general and internally... - Swap read error,
you lose your core image... - Murphy's First Law:
Nothing is as easy as it looks... - Murphy's Second Law:
Everything takes longer than you think... - Murphy's Third Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong,
and at the worst possible time... - Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong,
the one that will cause the most damage will be the... - Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything just cannot go wrong,
it will anyway... - Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves,
things tend to go from bad to worse...
