- When we first practice to deceive.
Sir Walter... - When in darkness or in doubt, Run in circles
scream and shout... - The Fourth Law of Computing: On a slow day
you can wait forever... - Sweer's Impossibility Theorem
Nothing can be both completely general and internally... - Swap read error
you lose your core image... - Murphy's First Law
Nothing is as easy as it looks... - Murphy's Second Law
Everything takes longer than you think... - Murphy's Third Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong
and at the worst possible time... - Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong
the one that will cause the most damage will be the... - Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything just cannot go wrong
it will anyway...
