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• And so we plow along, as the fly said to the ox.
• There is no ox so dumb as the orthodox. -- George Francis Gillette
• A flea and a fly in a flu Were imprisoned, so what could they do.
  Let us flee said the fly. Let us fly said the flea So they flew through a flaw in the flu....
• A large spider in an old house built a beautiful web in which to catch flies.
  Every time a fly landed on the web and was entangled in it the spider devoured him, so that when another fly came along he would think the web was a safe and quiet place in which to rest....
• Duh, hey! You said you was dead!
  -- Ox carries Burns out on a litter, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Along the south side, so cold that we cried, were we ever colder on that day, a million miles away, it seemed from all of eternity.
• Hardware met Software on the road to Changtse. Software said
  You are the Yin and I am the Yang. If we travel together we will become famous and earn vast sums of money....
• Hardware met Software on the road to Changtse. Software said
  You are Yin and I am Yang. If we travel together we will become famous and earn vast sums of money....