- What's tennis without a
racket... - Insanity is hereditary, -
You get it from your children... - An honest politician is one who, when bought,
stays bought... - You can tune a piano,
but you can't tuna fish... - A closed mouth gathers
no foot... - A rolling stone gathers
momentum... - Gravity doesn't exist:
the earth sucks... - What's the most popular form of birth control?
The headache... - Clean mind, clean body:
take your pick... - What's black and white and red all over?
An embarassed zebra...
