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• Tennis players do it with a racket.
• Hillary's health care plan has more holes than a tennis racket.
• My tennis racket's broken, can I borrow your cat?
• Now, what is the worst tennis-playing nation in the world?
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• QOTD: "Say, you look pretty athletic. What say we put a pair of tennis shoes on you and run you into the wall?
• Tennis is irrelevant. -- Bjorn Borg
• Tennis players do it in sets.
• Tennis players do it in their shorts.