What's tennis without a racket?
- What's tennis without a racket?
- Tennis players do it with a racket.
- Hillary's health care plan has more holes than a tennis racket.
- My tennis racket's broken, can I borrow your cat?
- Now, what is the worst tennis-playing nation in the world?
Australia? No, try again. Australia? No, try again but say a different place....
- QOTD: "Say, you look pretty athletic. What say we put a pair of tennis shoes on you and run you into the wall?
- Tennis is irrelevant. -- Bjorn Borg
- Tennis players do it in sets.
- Tennis players do it in their shorts.