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• Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
  If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
• Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
  ** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....
• Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!
• Sign at a hotel. "Help! We need inn-experienced people.
• I NEED Kirstie Alley's home phone number!!!!!!!!!!
• Interesting Signs Interesting Signs: Sign in a Realtor's office
  "Lots for little." Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit....
• On a quiet night you can hear a FORD rust.
• Disk write error, please drop dead...