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• Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
  If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
• SIGNS: ** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.
  ** On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania...
• Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
  ** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....
• Interesting Signs Interesting Signs: Sign in a Realtor's office
  "Lots for little." Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit....
• I think I have one of these books. It is by George Heyduke (Hayduke?
  ). When I read it, I was practically overcome with mirth....
• Dear Mr. Smith, We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product - TROJAN CONDOMS.
  Although your general apearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feel that your wearing our pro- duct does not portray a positive, romantic image of our product....
• Now that you know the ways to properly post on USENET, let's try an example
  In article <1452@sab.ck>, Bill Netter writes: > Dear Sally, I object to your use of the word "dear"....
• Sign in a bookstore: "We treat you write.
• Signs Your Execution Isn't Going Well 15> The poison gas is bad enough, but pumping laughing gas into the audience chamber is just plain cruel!
  14> The anti-capital punishment demonstrators are carrying signs reading, "Okay, but just this once....