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• Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
  If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
• Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
  ** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....
• Sign at a garden shop: "We now have kricket krap!
• Sign at a muffler shop: "No muff too tough for us!
• When Mary Poppins grew too old for the nanny business, she moved out t L.
  A., to open a fortune-telling shop and mouth-wash store....
• Sign in a podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels.
• Sign in butchers window: "Pleased to meat you.
• Interesting Signs Interesting Signs: Sign in a Realtor's office
  "Lots for little." Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit....
• Sign in a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.