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• Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
• Hello, is this the party to whom I am speaking?
• I am not a number. I am a variable.
• 1> Having just brought his son home from the eye doctor's, the Scotsman said to his wife, "Now be sure to take Donald's glasses off when he's not looking at anything.
  2> A Scotsman goes into the doctor's office carrying a gallon jug full of urine which he gives as part of his annual physical....
• Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages.
  My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean....
• Here's my favorite, for calling large offices and idiots-in-general
  "Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?...
• Hello, I must be leaving!
• The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages "Hi!
  I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....