Related:

• All right! Another Earthquake.
• On the 18th, Southern California was rocked with an earthquake that registered 5.
  0 on the Richter Scale.] Top Ten Lines Associated With Last Night's Earthquake 10....
• From srt@aerospace.aero.org Sat Jan 21 02:20:18 1989 Flag
  000000000000 From: srt@aerospace.aero.org Subjec...
• What do cows give after an earthquake? Milk shakes.
• What do you call a Mexican in an earthquake? A jumping bean.
• New York's alright if you like saxophones.
• Scientists say a big earthquake, centered in Southeast Missouri, is sure to come some day.
  Don't look at us. It's not our fault....
• When the next earthquake strikes San Francisco, why will the gay men be the first to evacuate?
  They've already got their shit packed....
• Did you hear that Bush sent Quayle to the earthquake's epicenter?
  He cabled back, "Having a great time at Disney World!...