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• DAN QUAYLE QUOTES: Dan Quayle, as quoted in The Washington Po
  "I've been blessed with wonderful parents and a wonderful family, and I am proud of my family....
• Did you hear that Dan Quayle is so confused that he thinks "Shake Your Booty" is one of the Arabs that we're negotiating with.
• Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
  A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
• Did you hear that Marilyn Quayle does drugs? Yep, every once in awhile she blows a little dope ...
• Q: Did you hear what Mickey Mouse got for his 60th birthday? A: A Dan Quayle watch.
• Dan Quayle Quotes "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind.
  Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." -- Vice President Dan Quayle winning friends while speaking to the United Negro College Fund....
• Q: Did you hear about the girl with tits on her back?
  A: She wasn't much to look at but she was great to slow dance with....
• Quayle is life insurance for Bush!