What Do You Call A Mexican In An Earthquake? A Jumping Bean.
What do you call a Mexican in an earthquake?
A jumping bean.
What do you get if you cross a Mexican jumping bean with a cucumber? An organic vibrator!
Q: What do you call a Mexican Baptism? A: Bean Dip
Q: What do they use in a Mexican baptism? A: Bean dip.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A: A dry Martinez.
Q: What do you call a Mexican midget? A: A speck.
Q: What's clear and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts.
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: You 'neak up on him....
What do cows give after an earthquake? Milk shakes.
What do you call 1000 black guys jumping out of an airplane with out parachutes?
A: Asphalt How many Country Musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
What do you get if you mix an Aggie and a Mexican? A guy that spray paints his name on a chain link fence.