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• This one is entirely my fault. The Republican Prayer --------------------- Our Gipper, who art in Washington, Ronald be Thy name.
  Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, In Heaven as it has on Earth....
• Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
  Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported...
• Airplane Humor Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
  Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining....
• Geologists say they've found an earthquake fault within 3 miles of Mr.
  Reagan's ranch. Just 3 miles? How does he do it? Even THAT can't be called Reagan's Fault....
• Contractors Three contractors were touring the white house on the same day.
  One was from New York, another from Missouri, and the third from Florida....
• The Mirror A brunette, redhead, and a blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.
  After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room....
• Rules that guys wished girls knew ** If you think you're fat, you probably are.
  Don't ask us. ** Learn to work the toilet seat. When the lid is up, put it down....
• This married couple go to the zoo. They come up to the elephant cage and the husband says to his wife look at that big trunk the elephant has.
  The wife says, that's nice. Then they go on to the next cage and there is a tiger....
• EEKING OUT A LIVING IN RADIOACTIVE SHOES Come now, don’t any of you baby boomers remember having your childhood feet x-rayed at the shoe store?
  It was right about the time we were being stuffed with megadoses of penicillin no matter what the wheezy etiology, and ducking for cover under one-armed elementary school desks in mock nuclear bomb attacks....