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Subject: Top Ten Earthquake Lines
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Date: 21 Jan 89 08:20:18 GMT


[On the 18th, Southern California was rocked with an earthquake that
registered 5.0 on the Richter Scale.]

Top Ten Lines Associated With Last Night's Earthquake

10. Was it good for you?

9. I guess Oprah's off her diet.

8. What's that Scotsman doing in that alley?

7. Oh no, not *another* Apocalypse.

6. I told you that was Mary Lou Retton.

5. Whoa! Who dropped the soap?

4. Jesus Christ, is that a body? That's Jimmy Hoffa!

3. The King *is* alive.

2. It is I, *System Administrator Man*!

And the Number One Line heard during last night's earthquake:

1. Did you fart?


-- Scott Turner

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