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  Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble....
• I am a bird, waiting to fly!
• I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!
• I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
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  I thought it was great....I also thought that I should perhaps open up my own service....
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  I wanted you to hear it from me before you read about it in the LA Times....
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