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• I am waiting for my winning Lotto ticket.
• I am waiting for my winning Lotto ticke
• A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead.
  Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her....
• This guy buys a parrot. Every morning he stands in front of the cage and asks in a pleasant voice "Can you talk?
  This goes on for weeks with absolutely no response from the bird....
• I'd like to fly, but I can't even swim.
• A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.
  The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze....
• I think, therefore I am (or am I?).