This Was An Ad I Found In A "Sporting Edge" Catalog (you Know, One Of Those Yuppy Hardware Stuff Catalogs).

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This was an ad I found in a "Sporting Edge" catalog (you know, one of those
yuppy hardware stuff catalogs). I thought it was great....I also thought
that I should perhaps open up my own service. I can just see it:

FEDERICO'S RANDOM NUMBER SYSTEM. Guaranteed to follow no
pattern whatsoever, or something like that.

Anyway, enjoy the ad.

Tap the power of _random_ selection to increase chances of winning the

To return the balls to the sphere simply place them on the filling tray
and tilt it up. Now you are ready to choose another perfectly random set of

#413110 Millionaire Maker $19.95 (1lb.)