The Lottery A Blond Woman Named Brandi Finds Herself In Dire Trouble.

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The Lottery
A blond woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has
gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that
she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me.
I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my
house as well. Please let me win the lotto."
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi again prays "God, please
let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose
my car as well."
Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once again, she prays..."My
God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car.
My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always
been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time
so I can get my life back in order.
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi
is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Brandi, You have to meet me
halfway on this... You have to buy a ticket."