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• A priest and a rabbi, long time friends, were having lunch together one day.
  ] Downing a forkful of fish, the priest asked the rabbi, "Sam, in all your entire life, do you mean to tell me that you have never ONCE tasted pork?...
• A woman wanted to have a baby, so she asked a guy to have sex with her.
  Just as they were about to commence, she asked, "What are we going to call our baby?...
• Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to be different, so I called my dog "Sex.
  I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name....
• Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
  Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....
• Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpso
• Quotes From Groucho Marx: - Time flies like an arrow.
  Fruit flies like a banana. - Room service? Send up a larger room....
• MY DOG "Sex") Usually, everyone who has a dog either calls it 'Rover' or 'Fifi' or some- thing.
  I called mine 'Sex.' Well, 'Sex' is a very embarrassing name....
• Because I'm A Man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
  ** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at....
• The was a man from Nantucket Who had one so long he could suck it.
  So he said with a grin, as he wiped his chin If my ear were a C--t I would F--k it......