A woman wanted to have a baby, so she asked a guy to have sex with her. Just
as they were about to commence, she asked, "What are we going to call our
baby?" The guy left, saying, "I don't want no kid!" So she invited another
man over. The same thing happened The third time, she decided not to tell
the man she wanted to get pregnant until after the act was over. After he
came, she asked, "What are we going to call our baby?" The man stood up,
pulled off the condom, tied it in a knot, threw it up against the wall and
said, "If he gets out of that, we'll call him `Superman.'"
as they were about to commence, she asked, "What are we going to call our
baby?" The guy left, saying, "I don't want no kid!" So she invited another
man over. The same thing happened The third time, she decided not to tell
the man she wanted to get pregnant until after the act was over. After he
came, she asked, "What are we going to call our baby?" The man stood up,
pulled off the condom, tied it in a knot, threw it up against the wall and
said, "If he gets out of that, we'll call him `Superman.'"
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