Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to
be different, so I called my dog "Sex." I found out that "Sex"
is a very embarrassing name. One day I took Sex out for a walk
and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for the dog. A
cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley
at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex." My case
comes up next Thursday.
One day I went to City Hall to get a dog license and I told the
clerk - "I would like to have a license for Sex." He said, "I
would like to have one, too." Then I said, "but this is a dog,"
and he said that he didn't care how she looked. Then I said,
"You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was two years old." He
said, "you must have been a very strong baby."
I told him that when my wife and I seperated I went into court to
fight for custody of the dog and I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex
before I was married," and the Judge said, "Me, too." Then I
told him that after I was married Sex left me and he said, "Me,
When I told him that I once had Sex on TV he said, "Showoff." I
told him that it was a contest and he told me that I should have
I also told the Judge about the time when the wife and I were on
our honeymoon and we took the dog along. When I checked into the
motel I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and
myself and a special room for Sex. The clerk said that every
room in the motel was for sex. Then I said, "You don't
understand, Sex keeps me awake at night," and the clerk said,