The was a man from Nantucket
Who had one so long he could suck it.
So he said with a grin, as he wiped his chin
If my ear were a C--t I would F--k it...
Who had one so long he could suck it.
So he said with a grin, as he wiped his chin
If my ear were a C--t I would F--k it...
Related:
- There was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long
he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off... - There was a young man of Nantucket
Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin,... - Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room
were 2 doors,
and 2 caged talking - tigers. One of the doors was... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
%end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you... - There once was a girl from Nantucket.
Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it.
she said with a grin, wipe that cum from your chin... - PLAYBOY'S PARTY Jokes April 1990 º
An unemployed stripper begged her agent to
find her work.
He cautioned her that the only job available was... - A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and
tried striking up a conversation .
"Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah... - Preface: The person that this is played on must be someone who really
deserves it because it takes several people to pull off.
He must also live on the first floor of his dorm....
From the same category:
- Top Ten Dave Letterman's Summer Plans
10. Stop drinking in the den,
start drinking on the porch 9. Catch every Lollapalooza... - Think Different
There were five programers from Microsoft and five programers from
Apple that met in a train station while getting ready to go to a
meeting.
The five programers from Microsoft... - TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
You are practical and persistent.
You have a dogged determination and work like hell... - Findings from Kenneth Starr's Investigations
16> Failure to "perform" in front of congress much more
humiliating than failure to perform with Mrs.
Starr. 15> "Abuse of running shorts"... - Top Ten Mike Tyson Excuses
10. Got a little carried away after seeing "Face/Off"
9.
Really wanted to win first prize on "America's Funniest...
