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• A New Office Policy: 'Casual Day' Memo No. 1: Effective immediately, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day so that employees may express their diversity.
  Memo No. 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day....
• Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
  I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me....
• Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to be different, so I called my dog "Sex.
  I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name....
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• Be honest, raise you hand if just a few too many of these are applicable to you.
  You Know You're Not In College Anymore When... 1. At 6am you're waking up instead of going to bed....
• For New Year's, I gave up sex and lying.
• MY DOG "Sex") Usually, everyone who has a dog either calls it 'Rover' or 'Fifi' or some- thing.
  I called mine 'Sex.' Well, 'Sex' is a very embarrassing name....
• THE FIRST REALIZATIONS THAT YOU'RE NOT IN COLLEGE ANYMORE **You're waking up at 6 am instead of going to bed.
  **Beers at lunch get you reprimanded. **College sweatshirts are 'casual' instead of dress up....
• The Love Dress... The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.
  She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door....