For New Year's, I Gave Up Sex And Lying.
For New Year's, I gave up sex and lying.
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
I feel much better since I gave up hope!
Not Listed One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole.
He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway....
Q: Did you hear about the girl who gave up bowling for sex?
A: The balls were lighter and she didn't have to change her shoes!...
Heard that Hollywood is making a movie about the dangers of casual sex?
Its called "Germs of Endearment" == %a An American, an Englishman and a Japanese fellow were discussing their respective countries over drink at a London pub one evening....
I saw this on a T shirt.... A chicken and an egg are laying (lying?
) in bed smoking a cigaret. They obviously just got done having sex....
A young boy came home from school one day and told his mother that he began a sex education class that day.
His mother hit the ceiling and said, "There's gonna be no sex education as long as you live in this house....
Golfing and the Genie A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses.
On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball....
I read so much about risks of drinking, I gave up reading