Mommy, Mommy, I Don't Want To Eat By Candlelight!" "Shut Up Or I'll Scrape The Wax Out Of The Other Ear.

Mommy, Mommy, I Don't Want To Eat By Candlelight!" "Shut Up Or I'll Scrape The Wax Out Of The Other Ear.

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"Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to eat by candlelight!"
"Shut up or I'll scrape the wax out of the other ear."

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