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• Dolly Parton and Princess Di died, and both of them arrived at the Pearly Gates simultaneously.
  St. Peter told them, "Our computer is down right now, so we can only take one person right now....
• Q. WHY ARE DOLLY PARTON'S FEET SMALL? A. BECAUSE THINGS DON'T GROW VEY LARGE IN THE SHADE.
• Q: Why does Dolly Parton have such a small waist? A: Nothing grows in the shade.