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  Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....
• What's red, green, blue, yellow, purple, and orange?
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• Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
  A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
• Did you hear about the Iraqi that tryed to blow up a bus?
  He kept burning his lips on the tail pipe....
• There is a married couple with two children. To avoid corrupting the children's minds, the couple uses the word "laundry" to represent sex.
  One night, the man rolls over to the wife and says "Honey, would you like to do laundry tonight?...
• An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life
  ITALIAN : When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• Did you hear about the guy who discovered his new wife thought the smoke detector in the apartment was the oven timer.
• 1: Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
  2: No, what? 1: He was repossessed....