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  A: He was doing great until business fell off....
• Did you hear they let Dahmer out on bail? It cost him an arm and a leg.
  He used to work at Ambrosia - dipping nuts in chocolate....
• Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf? He lost his ball.
  Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....
• Hear about the horny guy who ordered two martinis? he drank one and poured the other on his hand, because he wanted to get his date drunk.
• Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was having affairs with his patients?
  Yeah, it's a shame because he was one of the top veterinarians in the country!...
• Hear about the good Catholic priest who gave up his celibacy for Lent?
• A certain vicar decided it was high time he informed his three triplet daughters about the "birds and the bees", and tested their chastity at the same time.
  Thus he approached his first daughter, dropped his trousers, pointed to his manhood, and asked his daughter if she knew what it was....
• Q: Did you hear about the two black guys on "That's Incredible"?
  A: One had a job, and the other knew his father....
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