The Stanford Linear Accelerator Center Was Known As SLAC, Until The Big Earthquake, When It Became Known As SPLAC.

The Stanford Linear Accelerator Center Was Known As SLAC, Until The Big Earthquake, When It Became Known As SPLAC.

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The Stanford Linear Accelerator Center was known as SLAC, until the
big earthquake, when it became known as SPLAC.

SPLAC? Stanford Piecewise Linear Accelerator.

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