A mathematician decides he wants to learn more about practical
problems. He sees a seminar with a nice title: "The Theory of Gears."
So he goes. The speaker stands up and begins, "The theory of gears
with a real number of teeth is well known ..."
problems. He sees a seminar with a nice title: "The Theory of Gears."
So he goes. The speaker stands up and begins, "The theory of gears
with a real number of teeth is well known ..."
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