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• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• Things That Taste Better With Arsenic.
• The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
• Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
• Explosive weapons cannot cause fatal injuries. They merely turn characters temporarily black and smoky.
  Cartoon Law Amendment D...
• One of the few things that the Japanese CAN'T do better.
• Things work better if you plug them in.
• THINGS WORK BETTER IF YOU PLUG THEM IN.