- Nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded....
- No purchase required, details inside package.
- Bad luck is being run over by the welcome wagon.
- Bless you, and the horse you rode in on.
- First they take your money, then your clothes.
- Not all the cookies are in the jar.
- Virtue is its own revenge.
- How you look depends a lot on where you go.
- Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
- All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.

