Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
Related:
- Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you for
yourself... - A DRUNK WAS STAGGERING DOWN THE STREET WITH A BOX UNDER EACH ARM.
A POLICEMAN STOPS THE DRUNK AND ASKS: "EXCUSE ME... - Are you ready for the Lord Jesus to
come back... - And they saith unto Jesus,"How the @#$!
did you do that... - Great sayings
One good thing about Alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day.
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....Cops have nothing... - Do you think," asked the poll taker, "that the terms of Congressmen should
be limited?" "Hell no!" raged the taxpayer.
"They should stay in jail as long as everyone else... - 373 Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole?
A: Divorced... - One Liners
1. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
2. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things... - A little girl comes walking out of the bathroom and saw her mother making
a cake.
She said, "Mommy, can I lick the bowl?" Her mother...
From the same category:
- Just reminding u there is a very fine line between
hobby and mental illness... - U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths,
divide ur legs and we can multiply... - My mom never saw the irony in calling me a
son-of-a... - Out of my mind.
Back in five minutes... - Nope....
u still ugly...
