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• Do unto others and cut out.
• Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's? A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
  Q: Why didn't Jesus get into MIT? A: Because he got nailed on his boards....
• The Plan In the beginning was THE PLAN and then came the assumptions, and the assumptions were without form, and THE PLAN was completely without substance
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• Unknown A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "Does anyone know Jesus' Mother's name?
  Susie raised her hand and said, "It was Mary....
• Do you know JESUS? If so, tell him he owes me $2
• THE NEW PRIEST A new priest at his first mass was so scared, he could hardly speak.
  After the Mass was over he asked the Monsignor how he'd done?...
• Jesus and Moses are in Heaven, fishing from a rowboat.
  As they were fishing, they began to reminisce the miracles they performed when they were on Earth....
• Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you breath through that thing?