A little girl comes walking out of the bathroom and saw her mother making
a cake. She said, "Mommy, can I lick the bowl?" Her mother replied, "Can't
you just flush it like everyone else?"
a cake. She said, "Mommy, can I lick the bowl?" Her mother replied, "Can't
you just flush it like everyone else?"
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