1. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
2. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
3. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
4. He who laughs last thinks slowest!
5. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
6. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
7. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
8. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
9. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may
10. I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.