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• Jesus is hanging on the cross. As he is haging, he yells, "John, John, come here, quick!
  John hear's the voice of his master and came running up to the Lord....
• During Jesus' crucifixion, a mob of angry people gathered at the base of the hill that his cross sat on top of.
  The guards kept all of them back, includ- ing his disciples....
• Wise men still seek the Lord Jesus !!!
• It's Good Friday and Jesus is getting crucified on top of the hill.
  Down at the bottom are Peter, Mary, and the rest of his gang....
• Honk for Jesus The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker.
  I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did....
• Jesus is coming back, and boy, is he ticked!
• THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY Bo!
  Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! Oh no! I just lost my Rolex....
• Jesus and Moses are sitting around Heaven one day, bored.
  Waddya wanna do today, Moses?" Jesus asks. "I don't know," Moses replies....
• And they saith unto Jesus,"How the @#$! did you do that?