Letters To God From Children" Dear God, In Sunday School They Told Us What You Do.
"Letters to God from children"
In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it when You are
on vacation? - Jane
I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
Are you really invisible or is that a trick? - Lucy
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words
in the house? - Anita
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't
You just keep the ones You have now? - Jane
Who draws the lines around countries? - Nan
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that
okay? - Neil
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had
everything. - Jane
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if
you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla
Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our
day of rest. - Tom L.
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can
look it up. - Bruce
If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton
because I hate her. - Denise
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. - Danny
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had
their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much
hair all over. - Sam
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. - Dean
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. - Elliot
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole
world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best.
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.
They're just kidding, aren't they? - Marsha
If You watch me in Church Sunday. I'll show You my new shoes.
- Mickey D.
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love, Chris
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did
it So, I bet he stoled Your idea. Sincerely, Donna
The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you
fool". But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You
to know but I am not just saying that because You are God already.
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset
You made on Tuesday. That was cool! - Eugene
CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...
PRAYERS AROUND THE ZODIAC ARIES Dear God, please give me patience.
.. and could you do it right now? TAURUS Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick....
Church Humor Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed
"The Gate of Heaven". Below that was a small cardboard sign which read...
Dear God A little boy needed $100.00 very badly and his mother told him to pray to God for it.
He prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing turned up....
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
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A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
Men, Translated "I'm going fishing." Really means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.
"It's a guy thing." Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical....
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