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• Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
• Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
• Funny Bumper Stickers: ** I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  ** You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME....
• One Liners 1. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
  2. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse....
• These are actual bumper stickers: * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
  * Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control....
• Classic Taglines Classic Taglines: 1- Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
  2- I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!...
• Bumper Stickers Sighted Throughout the World "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot....
• Words of Wisdom: ** The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  ** A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
• Words of Wisdom... A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines....