Your Birth Certificate Is An Apology Letter From The Condom Factory.
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
LETTERS TO WELFARE For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a certain level.
The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by the Welfare Departmentin applications for support of receiving payments....
Yrneh Etac VI - No such device or address --------------- (novax!
owhere!etac6) OR (etac6@nowhere) If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will....
I've got a condom with your name on it.
Social Security An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.
Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough....
Apology: Politeness too late.
Did you hear about the aggie that was fired from the M&M factory? He kept throwing out the W's ...
Q: Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory? A: He couldn't concentrate.
33 There was a young girl in Dakota Had a letter from Icke
he wrote her: "In addition to gas We are rationing ass, And you've greatly exceeded your quota....
This letter leaves 500 miles away from home already?!