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• Politeness is asking a beggar if he'll take a check.
• Atoms of the World, UNITE (whoops, too late)
• It's never too late to have a happy childhood!
• Dad: "Would you like to have another brother or sister?" Kid: "I guess it's too late to say no.
• Immigration officials already are tightening security in Los Angeles for the Summer Olympics.
  Too late, however, to keep out most Californians....
• Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
• Last night I went home to my blonde girlfriend, and told her I was going to screw her brains out.
  Then I realized I was too late....
• quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?&quo
  "Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down. "I'm too late.&quo...