I've got a condom with your name on it.
Related:
- A young woman got married at Chester,
Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester.... - Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it got pissed off.
- Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
- Lockheed Aviation files Copyright-Action against Texas Condom
Maker!
Seems a Texas-Firm, making the "Stealth-Condom" got on the wrong side of Lockheed!... - I have a photographic memory. What's your name again???
- What's the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?
At a straight rodeo, they yell "Ride that sucker.... - A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the
second story window and lands squarely on his head.
Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it.... - 125 Things Never To Say During Sex
1)is it in?
2)that's it?
3)you've got to be kidding me. 4)(phone rings) hello?... - ALIEN ZOMBIE & THE CONGO LIZARDS
You’re in luck.
As my luck would have it, I made my bones in a musical family.
Grandpop slapped ivories at the Congo, and Daddy-O moonlit his rocket ‘88 in the lizard lounges....
