There where 2 novice nuns and a mother superior riding a three person bycicle.
they were riding along when they hit a bump. As they hit the 2 novices
giggled. The mother superior just gave them a dirty look. They rode a little
farther and they hit another bump and the novices giggled again. The
mother superior gave them another dirty look. They rode a bit further until
they came to another bump and the two novices giggled again and themother
stopped the bike and looked at the novices and said, "If you don't stop that
I'm going to put the seat back on!"
they were riding along when they hit a bump. As they hit the 2 novices
giggled. The mother superior just gave them a dirty look. They rode a little
farther and they hit another bump and the novices giggled again. The
mother superior gave them another dirty look. They rode a bit further until
they came to another bump and the two novices giggled again and themother
stopped the bike and looked at the novices and said, "If you don't stop that
I'm going to put the seat back on!"
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