This is it folks, I hope you liked them and I am increasing this list and will
post it periodically if there is a positive responce to this. If you hate
religious jokes or think that I am making fun of God or your religion then
fine, feel that way but I am not trying to offend anyone living, dead or
divine.
J. Blatt
Little known quote:
"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or
'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates
hemlock is poison.'???????"
-Socrates minutes before death
post it periodically if there is a positive responce to this. If you hate
religious jokes or think that I am making fun of God or your religion then
fine, feel that way but I am not trying to offend anyone living, dead or
divine.
J. Blatt
Little known quote:
"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or
'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates
hemlock is poison.'???????"
-Socrates minutes before death
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