This is it folks, I hope you liked them and I am increasing this list and will
post it periodically if there is a positive responce to this. If you hate
religious jokes or think that I am making fun of God or your religion then
fine, feel that way but I am not trying to offend anyone living, dead or
Little known quote:
"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or
'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates
hemlock is poison.'???????"
-Socrates minutes before death
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...