God Came Down To The Pope And Said To Him, "JP, You Have Been A Good Pope And So I Am Going To Reward You With Three Wishes.

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God came down to the Pope and said to him, "JP, you have been a good pope
and so I am going to reward you with three wishes."

Stunned, the Pope said, "First of all, I would like the world to end it's
petty bickering about religion and be united under one religion. That
religion being Catholicism."

God said, "Done."

Next the Pope said, "As you know I am Polish and I would like you to remove
all the Polak Jokes from the world."

God said, "Done."

The Pope then said, "Finally I would like you to get rid of M&M's."

God said, "Done, but let me ask you a question, why would you like to rid
the world of M&M's? I always thought they were a good candy, you know
melt in your mouth, not in your hand and all."

The Pope lowered his head and said, "I know but I am getting older not
and it's getting harder and harder to peel that damn shell off."