One day God came down from heaven and came to the Pope. God looked at the
Pope and said, "Do not be afraid, this is just a little survey I take of
all the Popes. The first question I have of you is do you think that
Priests will ever be able to get married?"
The Pope answered "Ah, no, not in my life time."
God said, "Okay, the next question is: Do you think there should be women
priests?"
The Pope answered "Ah, no, not in my life time."
God said, "Okay, my last question is: Do you think the Roman Catholic
church should approve birth control?"
The Pope answered "Ah, no, not in my life time."
God said, "Okay, thank you very much for your time." and he turned and
started to leave when the Pope said, "Lord, may I ask you one question?"
God turned to the Pope and said, "Sure, you answered mine, what would you
like to know?"
The Pope said, "As you know I am very patriotic and I was wondering if
there would ever be another Polish pope?"
God answered "Ah, no, not in my life time."
Pope and said, "Do not be afraid, this is just a little survey I take of
all the Popes. The first question I have of you is do you think that
Priests will ever be able to get married?"
The Pope answered "Ah, no, not in my life time."
God said, "Okay, the next question is: Do you think there should be women
priests?"
The Pope answered "Ah, no, not in my life time."
God said, "Okay, my last question is: Do you think the Roman Catholic
church should approve birth control?"
The Pope answered "Ah, no, not in my life time."
God said, "Okay, thank you very much for your time." and he turned and
started to leave when the Pope said, "Lord, may I ask you one question?"
God turned to the Pope and said, "Sure, you answered mine, what would you
like to know?"
The Pope said, "As you know I am very patriotic and I was wondering if
there would ever be another Polish pope?"
God answered "Ah, no, not in my life time."
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