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• He is a good politician -- he STAYS bought!
• I am the Terror that stays up late at night..
• The spouse of a pretty young thing Came home from the wars in the spring.
  He was lame but he came With his dame like a flame- A discharge is a wonderful thing....
• The lawyer is standing at the gate to Heaven and St.
  Peter is listing his sins: 1) Defending a large corporation in a pollution suit where he knew they were guilty....
• Ignorance is where learning begins...
• Modem sex begins with a handshake.