Sign Next To FSBO-We Shoot Every Third Agent And The 2nd One Just Left.
Sign next to FSBO-We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.
Sign in an office: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
Sign on a Norfolk farm: "Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser.
The ninth one just left....
Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....
Agent Selection Inside the CIA A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin.
These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position....
LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
Sign on auto body shop: "May we have the next dents?
Insurance... Tom's barn burned down and his wife, Matilda, called her insurance agent to file a claim.
.. Matilda told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money, right quick!...
There once was an career aggie who was well into his 12th year at A&M.
His father, an arch-supporting alumni, was growing tired of his son not having graduated yet....