Home Is Where The Mortgage Is.

Home Is Where The Mortgage Is.

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Home is where the mortgage is.

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This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a downpayment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.
Home is where the computer is plugged in.
Home is where the cat is.
A mortgage is forever - or 30 years, at lea
Homesickness What you feel every month when the mortgage is due.
The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.
A Happy Home is a place where each spouse entertains the possibility that the other may be right though neither believes it.
A Modern home is a place where a switch controls everything but the kids, and it has gadgets to do everything except make the payments.